The American Man

                                              The American Man


Decisions of a lifetime made by men in the wild

Questions of preferences between spicy and mild

Choosing that woman to be the container for your child

Knowing nine months later, the house will go from quiet to loud



Incidents called incidents but genuine intentions were there

 Penis doesn’t just fall into vagina, it always starts with a seductive stare

Time spent away from home to reduce the new Sesame Street sound blare

Intimate nights with others; to your lover: its unfair

　

Confess every Sunday at Cathedral, but to your lover you never do

Morbid contemplations of mutual cheating so “we can both be at fault too”

Late night microwave meals never reheated, not even your favorite beef stew

Liquid diet of scotch to stay sane, your teeth never chews



Telephone locked with code to avoid a potential scold

 Seeking sympathy by saying pneumonia but really it’s the common cold

 All bets are in, are you all in or do you fold?

 The American man simply does everything he is told